HazyDaze

It’s my mum’s birthday today and dad wanted to go out for dinner. Somehow, he asked me to get BS to join us for dinner and then somehow, it included NL and GL….and then it somehow, we were ordering food for 7 people. We had like a Seafood dinner somewhere in Bedok. It was really fun. I think my parents enjoyed the company, well, I think they simply enjoyed the attention. You see, my dad tells really corny jokes and I am so sick of it, I simply refused to listen. And of coz, he tells and says really vulgar and sexy jokes. Basically, conversation with my dad can be as crude as possible. We had dinner last saturday night and one of the dishes were “mini monk jump over the wall” and it had like a small abalone in the soup. BS kept saying it’s “chee bye” or ‘limpets’ in the can and daddy kept encouraging more of such conversation. Yes, I agree, our dinner conversation ain’t very appropriate. Well, conversations with BS and GL has always gone into topics like sex, pap smear, sex buddies, bodily fluids, and etc. And it is usually while we’re having dinners. Today, dad decided to tell us about his diahorrea(never seemed to be able to spell this) experience the other day in the office just as we were tucking into out chilli crabs. *rolls eyes!

Anyway, being the only child, dad loves the company of children and I guess in a way, he was bringing 5 kids out for dinner and he really enjoyed it. We later adjourned to a nearby prata place for “Milo Dinosaur”, while my parents went home for an early night. Yup, we all had beer with our seafood and dad needed to sleep it off. Anyway, GL started to asked all sorts of questions about how much to buy a car, even though KL and me were the only one with class 3 license at the table. And then I don’t know what happened, the conversation turned out to wanting to dump GL’s parents to an old folks home so we can all move in to her place and then pooled our money together and co-own a car and etc. Err…we also wanted to get an Osim Massage Chair so we can chart out a timetable to utilize it as well as a swimming pool which we later decided on a Jaccuzzi Tub which can fit all 5 of us was more practical - which I think was Mission Impossible as BS and KL is over 100kg each and NL and me ain’t ‘Olive Oyl”. Oh, GL wants a pool room with a pool table. I want a Entertainment Room with a huge screen and great sound system so that we can download latest movies from Kazzaa or go JB with our common car and buy VCDs together and watch it in the room. Yup, we’ll save a lot of money on going to the movies. Oh…we also want a huge bath tub each in our rooms too and a few refrigerators.

*Sigh….if only…..

By the way, we are planning to go Night Safari on Friday night….just wondering how to get there now that KL’s car is scrap metal. Hmmm….

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