Two degrees and so smart
Dad had quite an interesting day today.
At 3+pm, Dad was eating groundnuts watching cable when my farking uncle, his brother, came downstairs and told him, “Come upstairs with me. Some fucker provoking me to a fight.” My Dad rushed up in his shorts and totally topless. Apparently, Aunty Jacq and her “Bodyguard” was there. The police was there already too.
My farking Uncle had already called the Police. Dad said, “Fucker always hiding behind Police.”
With the Police presence, Jacq’s “Bodyguard” said, “So what if u got 2 Degrees and so smart? Come lah… You touch me, you die.”
*giggles*
Dad turned to the Police and said, “You see? He is asking for it.” The Police calmly asked for everyone’s ID and said that if they began anything, everyone will be charged with Public Disorder.
Stupid Bodyguard was so scared of giving the Police his ID and kept asking why must give. Dad said that it probably dawn onto him that he might get in trouble with the law just because he wanted to be a hero.
Police turned to Dad asking for his ID and Dad patted his bare chest, pretending he is checking his shirt pocket and said, “I got no pocket” The Policeman actually laughed. Dad volunteer to do downstairs to get it but I think at the end, the Police didn’t insist so he never went.
Note:
1. In a fight, shouldn’t you be insulting the other? Saying someone smart is compliment right?
2. Think Dad is prepared to fight when farking Uncle came to tell him about it. Yeah… prepared to fight topless. Crazy skinny 60+ old guy with a beerbelly prepared to fight.
3. Dad says ‘Bodyguard’ probably friend. Not church friend and definitely not gangster.
Yes, Dad sure had an interesting day. And this sort of things will only happen in my family.