The Ugly Footwear Monster is back on the streets!
Nearly 10 years ago, I spotted a trend of wearing fugly white bandage oversize sandals on the streets. It got so popular that I had to find out what it was called - Birkenstock. I share this new discovery with dad only to find that that it was already way popular in his time along with Neckermann, which never really hit off with the young crowd (I fall under the same category).
I remember FF going insane with Birkenstock and had to order at Tanglin Shopping Centre because it was the ONLY retail shop then. I noticed the price tag and thought people would be insane to pay so much for such ugly footwear. Anyway, even though I thought the sandals were hideous, I saw too fashion savvy to know that I needed one pair at least. So, I got myself a fake-o one at Bugis Street for $15, probably 10% of the ridiculous price. Never found a right occasion to wear it and rather wear my heels instead. I probably only wore it to the market a couple of times. After a while, I sort of forgot about it and in my last trip back to SunnyLand, I threw the rusty disgusting fake-o Bikies out in one of my many spring cleaning.

This was the model I bought. For $15 =P
Then in the last 2 years I noticed that the general public was hit by the Ugly Footwear Monster again. This time, I know what it was - Crocs. In an instant, the floor of the streets was invaded by colourful plastic shoes that resemble those Dutch wooden clogs. Hideous footwear. Who cares if it’s super comfortable? In fact, I despise people wearing Crocs.
Okay, since I can’t be a critic without even trying it, I went to a local sports shop and force myself to try. Believe me when I say forced. I made sure no one was in sight to see me with those fugly shoes. Alright, it is light and comfortable. Lots of toe-room. But knowing me, I am the sort that “ai hiao mai mia” kind. Crocs are not for me.
KL agreed with me that Crocs are hideous but a couple of months ago, he ACTUALLY said, “maybe the black one won’t look that bad.” I nearly fainted.
Saturday, we went shopping and while CO was looking at Birkies, I blankly stared at some random girl trying a nice ballet flats. TO MY HORROR - it’s Crocs. And I tried the black, the gold and the silver. I LOVE IT!!! But for $39.95 for a pair of rubber plastic, I walked out of the shop empty handed.

*nice right?
On the way home, my little head was debating on the colours I should get. The silver looks great on me, but I probably could pass off the black as work shoes. Sunday morning, I had a brilliant idea - if SunnyLand is cheaper, I’ll get it even though I haven’t decided on the colour. So I went online and research. Only to discover that they have more colours in SunnyLand.

FARK! I’m in love with the fuchsia hot pink. Now, I don’t know if I should get such a bright colour. My little head tells me, “Get the Bright Pink. That’s that Crocs are about - Bright Colours.” Then the other side of my head tells me, “Black is safer. Can even wear to work.” And then the back part of my brain says, “Silver! I already have a black and gold ballet flats.”
Sitting on my porcelain throne in the afternoon, I called BS. I knew he was the right person to call to check. Instantly, he guessed correctly that I’m only interested in the ballet flats. While on the fone with me, he popped into the shop and checked the price for me. After some xchange rate calculation - *sigh… same price.
I woke up today thinking about the bloody shoes that I might not wear THAT often anyway! CRAPS!
I seriously can’t believe it. I fell in love with a fugly pair of Crocs.